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13 hilariously awful life tips found in magazines

Good advice! Not.

TOP TIP: DON’T follow these tips.

1. Ladies, gently stab your man with a fork.

He’ll love it.

2. “The sugary texture of your tongue will add an interesting new dimension.”

3. Burn him with piping hot candle wax!

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4. Don’t have a hair tie? Use a thong.

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*shakes head*

5. They “look cool”, do they?

6. Flirt with your man by accusing his Dad of coming on to you.

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7. “Elegant” might be stretching it.

8. Very cool look.

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Such chic, such fashion.

9. Well, if he says it.

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*stuffs €3 Penneys necklace in toilet roll, forgets about it immediately*

10. Nope.

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11. Just some normal dinner chat.

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Couldn’t be construed as mildly threatening/aggressive at all.

12. Here lads, don’t be donating to those pesky charities.

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Just keep the collection bag for yourself and you’ll come out of the situation looking real good. 

13. Finally, we don’t even know what to say about this.

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We’ll take your word for it, Davina.

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