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Updated at 10.15pm
GARDA WHISTLEBLOWER JOHN Wilson has announced his intention to run in May’s local elections.
Wilson will stand as an independent candidate in the six-seater Cavan Town-Belturbet area. The former garda said he made the decision to contest the election after a number of locals approached him to do so.
If elected, Wilson said he would be a voice for the “many people and communities who feel totally alienated from all levels of government”.
One of the main focal points of his campaigns will be repossession of property, he said.
“I will be proactive in attempting to prevent our corrupt and dysfunctional banking system evicting people from their family homes, farms and businesses.”
Wilson said the Irish government should have followed Iceland’s lead and not “burned the people instead of the banks”.
Wilson was a member of An Garda Síochána for more than 30 years before resigning last May. In 2012, he revealed details of penalty-point terminations within the force that are now the subject of an inquiry.
The whistleblower will also be campaigning for a drugs unit in Cavan to tackle drugs-related crime. “There needs to be a specialised drugs unit attached to every Garda station in the country,” he added.
Wilson admits that politics are “unfamiliar territory” but said that he was “optimistic” about his chances as “there is no point in going into the campaign with a defeatist attitude”.
“I’m not naive and I’m not underestimating the challenges that lie ahead of me. I’m up against it. I have no resources … I’ll have to rely on good old fashioned legwork.”
Wilson said it’s unlikely he’ll be getting any campaign advice from his brother Diarmuid – a Fianna Fáil senator and the party’s director of elections.
“I love my brother, I respect him greatly, but I’ve never been a member of a political party,” he said.
Whether or not he is elected, Wilson said he will remain on the committee of Justice for All, a group set up in the aftermath of the penalty points revelations that aims to help “victims of the Irish Justice system”.
“I’m not going into local politics for any personal gain, I am conviction driven. I have to prove I’m more than a one trick pony,” he added.
Originally published 5.19pm
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I am SHOCKED !!
SHOCKED I tell you
“My hand glides down her ass to the blue string, and I tug out the tampon, which I toss in the toilet. She gasps, shocked, ”
And well she might be..
He threw a tampon in the toilet!!!
Will nobody think of the beaches?
That’s how those fatbergs start. Horrific stuff
Nothing worse than walking up with a tampon string between your teeth.
You dont last long then….just if you’ve still got the tampon string in your mouth…you havent done much more after that
My fanfiction-
“I thrust into her again and again, watching my cock disappear and reappear from her mouth. “Now you see it, now you don’t!” I declare, thinking of my childhood dream to be a magician. My cock is still purple and glittery from when I stuck it into the glitter glue earlier, and I’m just grateful we aren’t having another incident like the one a few years back, when I had to visit A&E with a woman stuck to my penis. My glitter glue fetish has caused some scenes, let me tell you.
“FJBGJBVKSJBKF,” says Ana.
“WJNDJFBKJFB,” I say back, and then I realize we aren’t role-playing as Teletubbies, she just can’t speak because she has my cock in her mouth. In between thrusts, she says, “Christian… your… cock… is… the… second… greatest… thing… I’ve.. ever… had… in… my… mouth.”
“BOOM!” I say as I ejaculate. Then I realize what she’s said. “Second greatest? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Well, I like food too,” says Ana, and I frown, all jealous.
“Why is food better than my penis?” I demand. Just in case she thinks I’m insecure or something, I hold my dick up beside my face, all 35 inches of it, and shake it like a dog, and the shakes run through it like waves. “Feast your eyes on this!”
“Well, it keeps you alive,” says Ana.
“I think you’re getting dicks and hearts confused,” I say. “Last time I checked, my dick doesn’t pump blood around my body, thus keeping me ALIVE.” She’s such a bimbo, but that’s okay because bimbos make me feel intelligent.
“No, food keeps you alive,” says Ana.
“Oh,” I say, dropping my penis. It hits the ground with a thud and glitter lands all over us both, making it snow dick-glitter. “Let’s take things to a new level of sadism,” I say.
“What are we going to do?” she asks, and she looks at my collection of whips and chains and other such objects.
“We’re going to a concert,” I say. “Jedward. If you are anything like me, it will cause your ears to burn but you will be overcome with lust.”
Ana looks scared. “Is that too much?” she asks.
“Maybe,” I say, scratching my arse. “But sure, it’ll be deadly.” “
Pissin myself laughing! That’ll take some beating (pun intended)!
Mrs Shalakalananaka, that was superb. I can’t wait for the movie.
“High-speed fibre-optic connections” wtf?
I read the first paragraph as far as “teeth ” at which point I realised this dude has no clue.
I actually wasn’t even aware that it was this graphic. It’s literally porn. Madness.
It’s literally shite is what it is! Ms James hasn’t learned to write in the intervening period between publications.
would they not just have a nice cup of tea instead ??
Who is the intern that got that high priority job.
Nicky Ryan is the winner.
No anal and condom use?.I think me and the missus will stick with the ol hardcore pornography but thanks all the same.
Chair tight in at the desk while reading Mr. Hosford, like a pro.
Semi anyone !!
Some Murray Kinsella analysis would be good.lol
This really is taking the whole copy and paste thing to the next level.
Thanks guys, that just saved me reading the whole book, its like a trailor for a movie, when they show the best bits on the trailor and the rest of the movie was crap.
Nice article though..wink wink
sounds like she took his best & laughed.
Clit lit !
How many kids have the journal on their phones.
Totally unsuitable porn.
As opposed to that child-suitable porn they should be proving?
What a load of cock!
Your standard role play stuff right there…
Foreplay* -_-
There’s a plan B? Bloody hell….
So, that’s what women want. Who knew?
In Ireland, we pay our politicians and bankers to abuse us. We pay them extremely well, they enjoy abusing immensely well, we hate being abused, but we still pay.
I think that the Irish are a special variation of masochist. We enjoy the humiliation. We love paying for humiliation but we hate the abuse itself.
We are a sadist’s dream.
Shut up, you gonk.
wtf is a “gonk”
Did you just create a new word?
@ Glenard
Shut it you chasrinacontif.
Chuckling, the truth hurts! Enjoy it.
50 Shades of Grey is actually an allegorical tale about Irish politics over the last few years. It’s quite clever actually, it’s a really underappreciated novel.
Orla Ryan says her favourite piece of filth from the book is where the chick with the hairy gee gets licked out and you start thinking about politicians. You might as well be dead, Anthony. ;)
He got it from “Crocodile Dundee”
Sorry, wasn’t paying attention, too busy shagging the missus. What’s this about?
Sounds like Fanny Hill written 200 years ago. Cut and Paste job.
“Down with this sort of thing,”
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