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Typical Man. Any port in a storm.
@john Appleseed: On some occasions its impertinence was tolerated but at other times the deer bolted and ran. Typical female, ha…?
There was an Ottoman Sultan who took a fancy to a cow and dispatched messengers around the empire to bring him back a woman whose rump was sufficiently cowlike for him to satisfy his lust. True story.
Plenty to choose from I’d say!
There once was a sinister Ottoman –
To the fair sex, it seems, he was not a man.
He evaded the charms
Of feminine arms,
Quite frankly, he said: “I’m a bottom man”
You’re hilarious john.
Probably a Welsh monkey and couldn’t find a sheep.
@ mercurial one. Lack of foreplay perhaps?
What about the farmers in Kerry that have a very close connection to the livestock :L
This calls into question Curious George’s real relationship with The Man With The Big Yellow Hat
Come on, deers are kinda attractive, no?
Oh deer. Another monkey on my back! Come come, This really too much.
‘Honey, how did you spend your morning?’
‘Read the headlines then watched a video of a monkey having sex with a deer’
‘That’s it, I want a divorce’
Just imagine all the other monkeys laughing at him and calling him deer shagger.
Search pornhub for more of these scientific studies.
Perverts head on him
I guess that’s how donkeys are made
Excellent
“Monkey see monkey do,” I’d investigate the park ranger
Thought the deer was going to go ape shit.
That monkey needs to be spanked!
I think he spanked it himself king Tut
Could we not give them some privacy?
Well now .. there’s a topic of discussion for a dinner party… so glad the journal decided to enlighten us with this great “news”
How dare anyone judge that monkey, it’s obviously transspecies
Condoms aka The Devils Sheath has no place in a Catholic society. We should be allowed to get herpes at will and bundle our 15 kids into 2 beds. Shame on anybody who uses The Devils Sheath
@john Cooke,Ha Ha,the monkey was hardly using one.
What a slut
The monkey or the deer Martin?
Obviously the deer dressed like that.
“[T]he deer eat food the monkeys drop from the trees, and sometimes feed on their faeces.”
And don’t let’s forget about their seminal fluid. Research clearly shows that they also feed on that.
Any hole is a goal
Enough with the Trump kink stories!!
Its spirit cooking, they learned it from Hillary Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PFDcsV02LM
Myrl Streep is in with a chance now! LOL
Typical guy, a few beers & any old Deer will do!
men do just what monkey sees
Ugh,dirty feicers!
Supply and demand
Do a dear a female dear.# hornet monkey
Oh dear!
Species disphoria?
sick pervert monkey reminds me of Obama and his husband michael
Young elephants do this to rino’s sometimes ending in death
@Warren Doyle: Rhino’s or Wineo’s?
That deer was dressed like a slut n was asking for it nall
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