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Take a break and watch Alanis Morissette's 2015 update of Ironic

“It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate.”

BELIEVE IT OR not, it’s 20 years since Alanis Morissette’s Ironic arrived in the world – sweeping the world and soundtracking millions of late 1990s bedsit parties (maybe ‘gatherings’ would be more appropriate – perhaps it stops being a party once Alanis comes on the stereo).

The singer appeared alongside James Corden on the comedian’s US late-night show to mark the anniversary of the Jagged Little Pill album – unveiling some very 2015 new lyrics for the hit song.

Case in point:

“It’s like swiping left…”

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“A No Smoking sign…”

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“It’s singing Ironic, but there are no ironies,” one of the other lyrics went. (Which is very meta, in a very 2105 sort-of way).

Watch the full clip here: 

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    Mute Laineydo's Ni Raghallaigh
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:18 AM

    Ah I like it. It’s funny. Bit of laughter is exactly what’s needed on an otherwise shite morning.

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    Mute andrew
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    Nov 11th 2015, 12:04 PM
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    Mute SHANKSGHOST
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    Nov 11th 2015, 3:38 PM

    Exactly and she still looks hot 20 years on too

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    Mute blueman79
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:06 AM

    I thought it was funny

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    Mute Tweed Cap
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:44 AM

    That song Ironic was never ironic

    An old man turned 98 he won the lottery and died the next day

    That’s not ironic it’s just shyte luck.
    So is a black fly in your Chardonnay

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    Mute Eugene Walsh
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    Nov 11th 2015, 10:57 AM

    James whatever. Annoying little man

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    Mute Ían
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:19 AM

    “Little”??

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    Mute Vladimir Vasyectomy
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:53 AM

    The only ‘irony’ here is the fact that there is no irony in the lyrics.

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    Mute Niall O' Sullivan
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    Nov 11th 2015, 12:00 PM

    True, but there’s no denying she had a level of musical talent beyond that of her mainstream musical peers at that time. Wouldn’t be my cup of tea as it was all whining, but I could see why people liked her.

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    Mute Avina Laaf
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    Nov 11th 2015, 3:38 PM

    Alanis was mainstream too.

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    Mute Maggie
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    Nov 11th 2015, 12:56 PM

    She looks great.i hope i age that well. Amazing voice.

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    Mute Niall O' Sullivan
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:39 AM

    “Ironic” is that the Journal calls itself a news publication.

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    Mute Paddy
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:40 AM

    Why don’t you delete the app Niall…it seems to be frustrating you.

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    Mute Niall O' Sullivan
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    Nov 11th 2015, 11:50 AM

    Because I like to keep an eye on what agenda they are pushing, Paddy. And that’s all they do very often. Publications have influence over politics and that influence is everyones business.

    The vast majority of decent contributors beneath the line have vanished from the site. That’s a shame as they won’t get them back.

    It’s bad enough having the lowest common denominator above the line in terms of half-stories and biased output, but in the last 6 months or so the standard has been absolutely diabolical. Even in the last few days I’ve seen 6 or 7 contributors saying they’ve had enough of it.

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    Mute Maggie
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    Nov 11th 2015, 12:55 PM

    Lmao

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    Mute Al Ca
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    Nov 11th 2015, 1:14 PM

    You’re right Niall…….they keep pushing FG and Labour like there’s no alternative. You can see who’s pocket they’re sitting in.

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    Mute Neal Ireland Hello
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    Nov 11th 2015, 1:42 PM

    If they’re in somebody’s pickets they can’t be very deep ones, seeing as how they don’t even break even yet.

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    Mute Neal Ireland Hello
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    Nov 11th 2015, 1:44 PM

    *pockets

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    Mute Niall O' Sullivan
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    Nov 11th 2015, 1:49 PM

    Lots of Lobby groups run at a loss, Neal. And lots of businesses keep themselves in the red in the early years intentionally so they don’t have to pay tax. They reinvest it in the business instead. Normal business practice.

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    Mute Al Ca
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    Nov 11th 2015, 2:00 PM

    I’d have thought they have very deep pockets to keep it running at a loss for so long…….but then what price would you put on influencing public opinion and burying stories….I’m sure Dobby thinks it’s worth it.

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    Mute Del Haven
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    Nov 12th 2015, 12:33 PM

    I’ve heard that the The Journal: 1. Contribute heavily to the contrail program 2. Actively hunt whales at night in the hours where there are no new stories. 3. Are renowned for stealing sweets from helpless children before melting the Bonbons and covering themselves in the mixture to signify ever dying love to Aleister Crowley. 4. Have links to a Mexican drug cartel’s assassination squad and often send over their new journalists to actively contribute in the fun

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    Nov 11th 2015, 10:56 AM

    Ironic or moronic !! can’t decide.

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    Nov 11th 2015, 10:58 AM

    Woah. so much anger..its only two people singing a song.

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    Mute Del Haven
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    Nov 12th 2015, 12:32 PM

    Her teeth looked strange, like she’d just eaten some Swiss roll

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    Nov 11th 2015, 1:27 PM

    She’s a beautiful and smart person! 20 years! And I’ve been there the whole way through.

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    Nov 11th 2015, 1:07 PM

    James Corden beating the ass off most Irish MC’s there at the end….hold tight….

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