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People had so many puns after four horses 'invaded' a doctor's office in Armagh yesterday

One man quipped: “Perhaps they were a little hoarse.”

IT’S A WELL established internet tradition that local newspaper headlines give a window into Ireland’s soul that you just can’t get anywhere else.

And so it was in Armagh yesterday:

“Warning; Drivers urged to beware as horses on loose in Craigavon after invading medical centre”

Four horses INVADED a doctor’s office.

And the Lurgan Mail has photograph evidence of the potential apocalypse (without the horsemen):

The report makes for stellar reading:

The horses walked into the centre via the automatic doors.
One man quipped: “Perhaps they were a little hoarse.”
“The horses just walked in,” said another eyewitness.

Locals are saying one horse “sauntered” in

It’s like the setup to an old school one-liner

With the comments taking that premise and running with it:

The horse had a check up. It’s now in a ‘stable’ condition
they left with their tail between their legs

The autorities have been notified and it looks like it was dealt with swiftly.

Neigh bother to them.

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Written by David Elkin and posted on DailyEdge.ie

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 8:17 AM

    A bit like Ireland so….

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 9:15 AM

    @Tweed Cap: Nothing like Ireland. Ireland is a Utopia compared to this place

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 11:08 AM

    @Tweed Cap: Nothing whatsoever like Ireland. FYI, you live in a high income country with a raft of equality legislation and strong redistribution of wealth through taxation and welfare.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 12:00 PM

    @Tweed Cap: Reading the first paragraph of the article, it could not describe Ireland any better.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 9:30 AM

    “They’re tired of the scandal after scandal; election promises broken; politicians profiting while the overall wealth of the ordinary citizen goes down; and very slow progress in terms of human rights or state infrastructure.”

    Just to be clear, this is Serbia we’re talking about?

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 9:35 AM

    @Piotrek Król: Yes. Most Eastern European countries are very regressive when it comes to human rights and equality, you find in countries where nationalistic fervour is common, that people are scared of change.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 11:09 AM

    @OpenBorders:

    Don’t expect a conversation with me, you disgusting creep.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 11:16 AM

    @OpenBorders: The one upside to that nationalism is that they dont appear to be getting invaded by Islamic Neanderthals determined to destroy their way of life..Why is this I wonder?

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 12:04 PM

    @Lord Clanricarde: Maybe because they massacred thousands of ‘islamic neanderthals’ in Bosnia in the early 90s. Besides that, Serbia has a sizeable muslim population and was bombed by the US for wanting to ensure that the predominately muslim Kosova remained part of their territory. Don’t forget, that the former Yugoslavia very successfully held together a federation of multicultural Catholic, orthodox and muslim citizens until Milosevic decided he wanted to create a greater Serbia.
    I know Belgrade quite well. It’s an extremely dynamic city with a young, creative population. Yet you can feel the uncertainty of which way to turn. On the one hand, the EU is pumping in a lot of money in the form of study abroad grants for students etc. But, they do a roaring trade in I love Putin t-shirts

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 12:05 PM

    @Lord Clanricarde: The big downside was a genocide in the 90′s though, you may recall the thousands of Muslims slaughtered and buried in mass graves.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 1:07 PM

    @OpenBorders: I agree with the culture in most East Eu countries which is to not accept open borders and protect their culture. The Eu has no right to dissolve their culture.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 9:00 AM

    Serbia is a classic example of how nationalism and conservatism lead to stagnation, what a dreary outlook for the youth in that country.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 9:33 AM

    Centuries of threat from the Ottomans will leave a people damaged.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 11:41 AM

    @OpenBorders:

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 3:02 PM

    Was there last September for the Ireland game. Beautiful country, with very friendly and interesting people. Hope it works out for them.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 9:28 AM

    Serbian yutes

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 10:01 AM

    @George Roche: what’s a yute? :)

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 10:29 AM

    @William Clay: Rasta slang, from the phrase “wasted youth”. That’s what it struck me as anyway.

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 10:45 AM

    @John Considine: oh I thought he was referencing My Cousin Vinny? oops

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    Apr 2nd 2017, 10:49 AM

    You were right William :)

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