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You can buy this huge Ballymena nuclear bunker for the same price as a house in Donnybrook

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FANCY A SECLUDED new pad? Looking to get your foot on the property ladder?

Well look no further than this cosy nuclear bunker in Ballymena.

Only one careful owner (Stormont) and barely used since construction began back in 1987, the 236 capacity bunker is on the market for around £575,000 (€735,000).

Britain Northern Ireland Nuclear Bunker Associated Press Associated Press

Britain Northern Ireland Nuclear Bunker Associated Press Associated Press

Designed and constructed as part of the UK Government’s nuclear civil defence planning and presented on an ample 3.7 acres and taking up 46,383 square feet over two levels, it’s the dream home for you and 235 of your closest friends.

Other special features include:

  • Double blast doors
  • Commercial kitchen facilities
  • Decontamination chambers
  • Plant rooms
  • BBC on the telly
  • Ability to operate in a closed down situation for around 30 days

Britain Northern Ireland Nuclear Bunker Associated Press Associated Press

Northern Ireland Nuclear Bunker Associated Press Associated Press

Or you could go for this three bed terraced house in Donnybrook for around the same price.

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Sure it’s got windows and and ensuite master bedroom and some alright patio doors…

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…but does it have “an impressive array of life support systems from air filtration plants, back up generators and water storage tanks”? No. No it doesn’t.

We know a deal when we see one.

Written by Emer McLysaght and posted on DailyEdge.ie

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:13 PM

    How many weed plants can I grow in there?

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:18 PM

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:27 PM

    What if I take out the bunk beds?

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:29 PM

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:37 PM

    How much would I get for 91 bunk beds?

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:46 PM

    And what are you charging in auctioneer fees?

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:20 PM

    The tv licence man would still get you.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:38 PM

    Or Irish Water

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    Feb 11th 2016, 4:03 PM

    In ballymena?

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    Feb 11th 2016, 5:10 PM

    It would be perfect for Willie Frazer to hide out from the “Fenian looking people” !!!!

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:49 PM

    No need for it. Just take your free Iodine tablet. Sorted.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:23 PM

    The wife would never go for it……..pity.

    “Just popping out for milk love, I’ll just lock you in to be safe.”

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    Feb 11th 2016, 4:07 PM

    The state of that house in Donnybrook – a poky little terraced 3-bed with no boundary wall, 1 parking spot, no front garden, and a tiny back garden. Fur coat & no knickers. Imagine paying €750,000 for that, lol.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 4:44 PM

    Dublin prices are bunkers.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:20 PM

    Its nucular

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:50 PM

    They obviously didn’t give a toss about Northern Ireland, only giving thirty days. I bet those folks in London would have still been laughing their heads off in their proper nuclear bunker, twenty years after the NI contingent had all died of radiation sickness.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:20 PM

    Would make a nice office space for business start ups

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:22 PM

    Not much news on the political front today is Hugh off.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:51 PM

    Probably coaching Enda..

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:51 PM

    Lock the entire Irish Political System in it and fcuk the key away.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 4:33 PM

    The shinners next hq.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 6:00 PM

    I’d pay £575,000 to not have to live in Donnybrook

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:13 PM

    Jeasus its horrible!

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    Feb 11th 2016, 3:17 PM

    True but the bunker isn’t exactly easy on the eye either.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 5:38 PM

    You could but, would you? Learning Ballymena is impossible, seriously!

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    Feb 11th 2016, 6:01 PM

    Sin Fein should appropriate it through the clean Slab.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 6:46 PM

    Juan Carr, by name and nature.

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    Feb 11th 2016, 7:41 PM

    …..er! has it got the famous iodine tablets?

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