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The Burning Question*: What colour should a banana be when you eat it?

Let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*not really)

WE KNOW HOW you feel.

It’s Monday, everything hurts and the whole week looms ahead.

So do like we do here inTheJournal.ie HQ and get stuck into a serious debate on one of life’s most pressing issues.

Possibly.

This week: In the history of fruit, none has ever been as divisive as the humble banana.

There is no doubt that basically anything can be improved by adding a banana, cereal, sandwiches, steaks (maybe not that one), but when should you crack it open?

Green? All yellow? Some black spots? All black? Do you wait until it’s a paste and spread it on sandwiches?

What do you think? What colour should a banana be when you eat it?


Poll Results:

Yellow - bananas are yellow, watch any cartoon (5230)
Yellow with spots - they're sweeter (2879)
Green - freshness matters (1410)
I prefer apples (606)
Can't we all get along? (144)
Black - rotten is a state of mind (114)

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    Mute Shane Walsh
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:03 PM

    What a very a-peeling article.. ;)

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    Mute vv7k7Z3c
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:55 PM

    You’d think it was monkey business, but it split the office.

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    Mute Shane Walsh
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:08 PM

    You are all a gas Bunch!

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    Mute vv7k7Z3c
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:19 PM

    Thanks Shane, it’s tough to get these pieces right, they’re a potential banana skin, really.

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    Mute Shane Walsh
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:28 PM

    I give up, you win! Well played sir.

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    Mute Paul Roche
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    Sep 29th 2014, 5:34 PM

    Giving up so soon? That’s yellow…

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    Mute Paul Roche
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    Sep 29th 2014, 5:35 PM

    - of course I assumed you’d have had a thicker skin.

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    Mute James
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:26 PM

    Yellow with a hint of green.

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    Mute paperboy
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:39 PM

    They have to be pure yellow!! Green ones have no taste at all…

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    Mute Truthy Truth
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:04 PM

    Black is not rotten it’s ripe!!! According to my spanish friends anyway who used to buy the “out of date” bananas.

    When they’re white they’re starchy, when they’re black they’re sugary……….

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    Mute Seán A Haon
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:34 PM

    What’s yellow and grows on an apple tree?

    A stupid banana..

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    Mute Derek Coughlan
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:40 PM

    Doesnt much matter since we only have the availability of barely ripe fruit in Ireland, which is picked and shipped early resulting in bland and tasteless flavour when compared to fruit grown locally in Europe and further afield, we are at a terrible disadvantage with our cool climate for fruit. Recently had fresh lemons, limes, peaches and watermelon while abroad and the difference in flavour to what we get in stores here is miles apart. I gorged on as much as i could while had the opportunity.

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    Mute Truthy Truth
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:44 PM

    asian fruit is awesome.

    We always had white starchy bananas stuffed down us by parents who didn’t know ant better, a blackish banana is a ripe banana.

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    Mute Lorraine Cullinane ✨
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:57 PM

    Put tin foil on the stalk at the top of the banana, they don’t go black then!

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    Mute Anthony O'Brien
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:16 PM

    Seriously???

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    Mute Ciarán
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:55 PM

    Buy them just about green, start eating the next day, nice yellow bananas for about 4 days. Spots are just about tolerable, black bananas are rancid and green tastes sterile. For me the just about yellow texture is the best, they turn into a horrible mushy mess too quickly

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    Mute Allison Smith
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:26 PM

    Green just about Turning yellow.
    And they keep for much longer in the fridge

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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:55 PM

    Buy when green tipped to last a week or so and eat when blackening. They will ripen faster in a warm room. Green is far from ready to eat.

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    Mute Damien McDonnell
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:05 PM

    How about…….how do you OPEN your banana!?! From the top or bottom (top being where they are all connected). A guy i work with opens them from the bottom because “thats what monkeys do”. I say he’s crazy…….commentsmmm

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    Mute Maz
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:11 PM

    From the bottom, the way the monkeys do it, no squirting of mushed banana out of the slit before it fully opens, much easier to peal off the horrible veiny bits and you can take out the seed thing much easier. I used to go top to bottom for years but my life has improved no end by switching to the bottom!! That guy in work is right, try it, you’ll never look back!

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    Mute John Ward
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:16 PM

    @ Damien McDonnell:
    Does he peel them with his feet?
    Is he very hairy?

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    Mute Johnny
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:40 PM

    Remove these 3 words “of mushed banana” and that comment takes on a life all of it’s own. Superb

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    Sep 29th 2014, 6:43 PM

    FTW!!! I’m lol’ing!!

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    Sep 30th 2014, 3:01 PM

    Yeah I have to agree with Maz and your workmate on this, opening at the bottom is less messy. I’m steering clear of any double entendres though, you all have filthy minds.

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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:34 PM

    The gas off bananas helps ripen green tomatoes ,did you know that

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    Mute CeannComhairleDollop
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:03 PM

    What sort of a stupid question is that? Pink of course

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    Mute Seán A Haon
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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:31 PM

    Yella

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    Mute Philip O'Connell
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    Sep 29th 2014, 6:23 PM

    The fridge is the worst place for bananas , if you need an avocado to ripen put in a brown paper bag with a couple of bananas

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    Sep 29th 2014, 6:54 PM

    Bananas of any kind should be outlawed. Who’s with me? #downwithbananas

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    Mute Trevor Weafer
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:47 PM

    Green for me. Well preferably green both ends and a greeny hue in the centre. Black bananas are amazing put in the freezer and put in a food processor when needed. Instant banana ice cream. :)

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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:01 PM

    The black ones also make amazing banana muffins and banana bread.

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    Mute Phillip Hogan
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    Sep 29th 2014, 3:12 PM

    Oranges FTW!

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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:20 PM

    Orange bananas?

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    Sep 29th 2014, 5:25 PM

    Yellow but spotty! No spots means they’re filled with starch that’ll cause constepation

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    Sep 29th 2014, 8:00 PM

    If you want to avoid constipation don’t eat bananas unless they are pretty soft. Also they are only sweet when a bit black as well. Otherwise you are just eating pure starch – not good for your gut.

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    Mute sid
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    Sep 29th 2014, 5:56 PM

    Well I ran with the herd on this one. My cousin used to like black bananas. Yuck.

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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:24 PM

    So wacky. So random.

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    Sep 29th 2014, 4:26 PM

    I like em green /pale yellow spotty black ones go in the bin .

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    Sep 29th 2014, 11:56 PM

    Sort of mellow yellow about the whole thing…

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    Mute Mrs Shalakalananaka
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    Sep 29th 2014, 7:02 PM

    Skin colour.

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    Sep 29th 2014, 5:44 PM
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    Sep 29th 2014, 9:41 PM

    When you eat it it should be brown!

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    Mute Alo Finn
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    Sep 29th 2014, 8:30 PM

    Whatever the colour, make sure you open it from the bottom, like a monkey. http://www.answers.com/Q/Why_do_monkeys_peel_the_banana_from_the_bottom_up

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