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The DOs and DON'Ts of having a barbecue

Planning on having a barbecue tonight? Make sure you read this first.

EVERYONE LOVES A BBQ.

But not all of us are naturally adept when it comes to manning the grill. For those that need a helping hand, here’s our guide to doing a barbecue RIGHT.

DO figure out how to get the barbecue started

Try as you might, you just can’t get it lit. Suddenly your childhood memories of Dad going mad lighting the coals makes a lot more sense.

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DON’T forget the ketchup

A fate worse than death. Imagine – delicious burgers, but with mustard your only condiment option. It doesn’t bear THINKING about.

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DO improvise

Work with what you got. (But please don’t steal a shopping trolley.)

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DO make enough food

Or, in other words, DO make a whole load more than you think. Who knows? Friends might call around.

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DON’T burn it

There’s a fine line between tastily charred and completely incinerated. Walk that line.

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DO get creative

If you open your mind, you can achieve anything. Even meat turtles.

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DON’T forget to toast the buns

Please, PLEASE don’t forget.

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Not toasting the buns might be bad – but not as bad as getting the wrong ones. Bundys hotdog and burger buns are the only choice for the proper Irish barbecue. And take it from us, buying the right buns is a total must-DO for any barbecue worth its salt.

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 6:45 AM

    They’d want to start by sorting out these water charges. Should be top of their agenda.

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 6:36 AM

    I hope they are well rested after their break. What an absolute pack of wasters. Joan Burton has been offered a position as a forwards coach on the Irish ladies Rugby team. A very accomplished No.8 in her day

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 7:38 AM

    Kenny can’t even manage a smile properly! What a nonsense photo though with them all trying to look hip

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 6:53 AM

    Who took this awful photo?
    My beloved Joan’s features are all blurred. The twinkle in her eye may be dimmed in this photo, but nothing can change the warmth of her heart.

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 9:16 AM

    LMFAO – Well done sir! Gave me a chuckle.

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 7:59 AM

    Forgot they were away..

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 9:22 AM

    What do you mean they were but they are all ways away whats new. What we should be saying is Oh they are back

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 8:16 AM

    God bless them all they look shattered, maybe we should give them a permanent rest.

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 8:40 AM

    Maybe they will do nothing until the next concert comes along then they will be galvanised into action and be willing to change the law overnight to make Ireland a better place. I agree with one of the previous comments. They sould have been rested permanently.

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    Sep 3rd 2014, 7:09 AM

    CAN I JUST SAY …… We are back !!

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