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A FLORIDA MAN’s facial tattoo of the state helped identify him as a burglar.
The Palm Beach Post reports that 25-year-old Johnathan Hewett was identified by his multiple tattoos and arrested on charges of burglary, grand theft and possession of a weapon by a felon.
He also has stars tattooed on his face and ‘red rum’, ‘murder’ spelled backwards, tattooed on his neck.
The newspaper reports that a judge ordered Hewett be held without bail on the burglary charge.
CCTV shows Hewett breaking into a house before he reportedly stole a gun and two watches.
The homeowner told investigators he knew Hewett as the friend of a former roommate.
Hewett was released from prison in August after serving eight months of a year-long sentence for carrying a concealed weapon, being a felon in possession of a gun and intimidating a witness, according to official records. He also served eight months on a robbery conviction.
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The feckin’ state of him…”I wanna get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2″ taller.” Steven Wright.
Sounds like he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Guilt was written all over his face.
Q: What does a Florida native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Charming…and I think you also proved his point.
That you frequent a bar called the lucky leprechaun and have aggression issues speaks volumes Shawn.
Keep on fueling the stereotype. Good lad.
Carl’s joke is an actual fact. I love winding Floridians up. Like you Fergal, they just don’t get it.
looks like a small gun pointed at his temple
Genius!!!! :0
The guys in Florida are like a puzzle that comes with a hint. The other day I read about another Florida man who grabbed a pit bull with his pants down, as if suggesting where to bite & the dog promptly obliged!
Haha brilliant, he won’t be drinking much red rum inside..he’ll be drinking prisoners cūm!
Florida Man strikes again!
It is dumb people like him that gives the rest a bad name…
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