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EGGS. FRY THEM, boil them, scramble them, poach them.
Bake them into a frittata, cook them into some rice, or put dozens of them into a bag of liquid and sell them for £1 at Morrison’s.
You heard me.
Many of us were both disgusted and captivated by a scene shared on Twitter this week: sacks upon sacks of discounted wet eggs found in a British supermarket.
This is an enduring sight, searing itself forever into our collective minds.
It inspired this quiz – or perhaps this is a desperate cry for help, a last-ditch attempt to try and remove the image from our brain so that we can, finally, move on.
Only time will tell.
Strumpet (Sexy Trumpet) / TwitterMy local Morrison’s is selling actual sacks of wet eggs. This is the most wretched and cursed item I have ever witnessed pic.twitter.com/bghKxOUxXu
— Hamsteak 𓅰 (@TrumpetSexy) September 16, 2020
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Good jasus.. what was that
@Shneak: at least it was funny loop
Who make up these up
@Aisling Doyle: eggsperts
@John Farrant: eggsactly. And to be honest, I’ve had un oeuf of this.
@John Farrant: eggsperts from Morrison’s?
@John Farrant: You’ve cracked it!
@Aisling Doyle: Aahh lay off them…
Quiz ideas are getting scarce
@Frank Scanlon: eggstinct
This is a work of art
Probably best not to create a quiz when ur hammered
Eggscellent!
I was Eggstatic to see this yolk of a quiz.
Okay am I drunk right now? Priceless quiz ha ha
Any reference to our current minister for health is strictly forbidden.
TheJournal can get rid of the dailyedge, but it can’t get the dailyedge out of thejournal.
@SilexFlint: haha so true, daily edge lives on!
@SilexFlint: i never noticed!
In France they only have the one egg for breakfast..they say one egg is an Oeuf
@Kris Kendellen: that *un oeuf of that now!
The answer to question 9 is actually Stephen Donnelly.
According to Genesis 1;21 the chicken came before the egg!!
i thought i’d laid the foundations of a better score, my eggcitement faded quickly
How could there be an egg quiz without a question on Cool Hand Luke?
An eggistential amount
That was egghausting
Eggcellent..
That quiz scrambled my brain… Who writes this stuff…
Not one mention of Easter
Or humpty dumpthy
I see the Egg Advisory Council has gotten to The Journal too!
My head is fried….
Chicken came first!
@Ludie Creech: nope
@Andy Masterson: yep
One way to find out which came first,the chicken or the egg.
Go into McDonalds with a mate.
One of you orders an Egg McMuffin,the other orders Chicken McNuggets.
See which one comes first.
7/12!
My head is scrambled….
Chickens abortion to the educated people
Slow day?
Just that they go under Leftie propaganda
Egg did not come before the chicken.
J
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No mention of stephen Donnellys head
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