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ALL STEWIE IS short of saying is, “Mamaí, Mamaí.”
The Internet browser’s latest series of ads focus on how the service can be helpful, even when you are being interrupted.
And, we have to say, they are pretty funny.
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0 out of 10.
I thought they were election posters.
@Mill Lane: always some clown who turns everything back to the oul politicians “gag”
@thomas patrick: ahh come on Tom,, I’m a huge SC-FI fan,, but that was a good gag….:)
@Mill Lane: me too
10/10 love love love Star Trek.
@joanne healy: Kardashians? Hahahahha. They are aliens? I knew it!
@Arya: I have only ever watched keeping up with the Kardashians once, for about 5 minutes. I remember thinking someone had screwed up the spelling of cardassian, but was excited to think they might have their own spin off , as I enjoyed garak as a character. Yeah, I was very very disappointed when I learned the truth.
Never watched it. Got 7/10. Pretty happy with that.
@Burn_the_Witch: the force is strong in this one ( I did that on purpose ha ha ha ha)
@Burn_the_Witch: Tempted now?! Ah go on!
9 out of 10, ok for a Trekkie I guess. Oh, and Star Trek Picard episode one is outstanding!
@The Risen: agreed saw it last night.
I got 50/50 couldn’t ask a friend lol, hope Star Trek Picard will be on TV here soon.
@Mick McGuinness: watched it earlier, story has real potential and has plenty references for fans and some cool guest appeances. Stewart’s a class act. Definitely going on my weekly viewing list.
@Mick McGuinness: amazon prime only I’m afraid. Discovery season 1 only appeared on channel 4 about 3 years after first airing so I wouldnt wait that long
@Derek: the future is vast Derek
@Mick McGuinness: install Typhoon TV if you have an android device to watch it, handy app as I’ve found a lot of shows aren’t available outside US/Canada or not available here yet on Amazon or Netflix
10/10 though i did a rewatch of the entire franchise(shows and movies) in the last 6 months so everything is mostly fresh in my mind. Love Star Trek.
Actually sitting here after watching Voyager and now on TNG and still only got 7, sheesh!
@Tricia G: Voyager was class…
@Ricky: pity they didn’t have a final film w Voyager and DS9 crew
Rick Bergman made a balls of it all
You should have put a wrong answer to one of them and watch the internet break down.
8/10, thought I knew the show better
9/10 love it!!
Some options are plain ridiculous. Obviously little thought put into it.
@Phillip O’Brien: Have you ever kissed a girl?
@brefanlfc: A lot, yes; what’s your point.
7/10..make it so!
8 outta 10.!!
Ok, only knew Q and that was because of James Bond..
10/10 Doesn’t happen often for me so I’m happy. Love Star Trek. Had to eliminate some wrong answers for a couple.
@: There are 4 lights!
3/10….thank God for that.
Star Trek the wrath of Khan
Nothing compares in the ST universe
“……when I swing around I mean to deprive you of life “
7/10 v happy with that. My wife is a massive Star Trek fan. Gonna send her the quiz now. Be great if I could beat her, would be like her beating me on a 24 quiz
@Ger Power: make sure and keep us all in the loop how she gets on Ger!!
First quiz where I ever got 10/10 and I’m not really a big fan. Only watched Next Generation
5/10 wats star trek
Get in, 10/10 on my 14th attempt. I knew I could do it!
@Lukevic101: perseverance Luke, fair play. As the old proverb says….”if at first you don’t succeed, give it a load more goes!!”
10…Dog..Next…
Ah ! Bad enough if I thought I was missing a dolphin. More quizzes please.
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