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EARLIER THIS WEEK, a man in his 60s was found dead in a car in Los Angeles.
While that in itself is not headline news, the story has grown in both scale and attention – and weirdness.
The man, who has been identified as Jeffrey Alan Lash, was found in a car in Pacific Palisades. His body had begun to decompose in the car park and nobody could identify him.
When police finally figured out who he was, they found 1,200 guns and six tonnes of ammunition in a house owned by his fiancée, Catherine Nebron. There was also $230,000 in cash and 14 vehicles.
Lash collapsed in front of a supermarket two weeks ago and Nebron told her attorney he did not want anyone to call emergency services. She said she assumed one of the secret agencies Lash worked for would collect the body.
Harlan Braun, an attorney for Nebron, said that she wasn’t sure what to do with the body, so fled to Oregon with an employee of hers, Dawn VadBunker.
Local TV station KTLA reports that VadBunker “believed Lash was a human/alien hybrid who worked for the US government”.
The LA Times reached a woman identified as the partner of Lash’s late father said that she had not seen him since 2010.
“He was just a loner, as far as we were concerned,” she said. “He just became weird because he changed all of a sudden.”
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Wtf did I just read??
I’ve never been more confused in my life
What you read was that American car parks are so big, you can get lost in one and decompose before anyone ever finds you……..or maybe the batteries ran out on the cloaking device.
“I bring you love.”
“It’s bringing love. Don’t let it get away! BREAK ITS LEGS!”
♫ Good morning starshine, the earth says Hellooooooo♫
Is that the love between a man and a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
Ok I think I get it. An alien from the planet hybrid who looks like a human died outside aldi and no one bothered to ring an ambulance.
Well according to his friends father’s fiancé anyway
So the alien had a friend who’s father had separated from his mother and now has a fiancée.
That wouldn’t happen outside SuperValu
Bloody Germans.
Or Dunnes
So wait he didn’t want emergency services called?
He had more weapons than the Irish Army
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Murica!
What’s weird about that! Sure, ye get that here all the time…
Hard to criticise when you love in a country that refers to those with severe mental illness as characters. Bang Bang, 40 coats, dancing Mary, hairy lemon and so on
@Wayne, we have the same system in Monaghan.
“while that in itself is not headline news”. next on the journal, “the 10 best places to buy an ice cream in ireland” …………again
This story proves 2 things, the good old USA has a lot of guns and a lot of nutters and when you combine the two you get a lot of dead people.
Bob dole doesn’t need this……..
It’s a weird story because he is an Alien /Hybrid ????
The 1200 guns doesn’t obviously seem weird to Americans, speaks volumes really about their gun culture.
New X Files coming soon.
So i had the weirdest dream last night were i was commenting on an “alien hybrid” article on the journal and…..oh wait
So does that mean he couldn’t have used the “my mother was a junkie” defence?
it’s granola
Gra-no-la!!!!!
I’ve read that article twice and i still don’t know what it’s about? Anyone?
Only a human/alien hybrid could use 1,200 guns……..case closed.
Apparently the hybrid can use all1200 guns at same time and apparently with a 99% accurate kill rate …. That was what the owl told me and it must be true ! Too whit
last time his missus goes on the lash
Seems fair enough
I’m going to my doctor to make sure I’m not seeing things
Purple monkey dishwasher!?
This is a weird story
Where is his alien gun? If he managed to get here clearly he would have something more powerful than 1200 guns combined. Is that what you call Zombie apocalypse freaks nowadays, aliens?
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