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THE NEXT TIME you enter a hotel room, peek at the back of a mirror, under a desk drawer, or inside a bible, and you may find a hilarious note saying something like “This hotel wasn’t half bad. It was all the way bad.”
For the past seven years, British comedian and graffiti artist David Bussell has been surreptitiously leaving irreverent notes in hotel rooms around the world.
Bussell said that he started doodling because a hotel he was staying in didn’t have a working TV, and it has since turned into somewhat of a tradition.
“I tend to just write whatever seems funny in the moment but certain objects have been known to inspire ideas: bathroom fittings, kitchen appliances, Gideon’s bibles,” Bussell said. “Mostly I just write in places that will only be searched out by the extremely curious though – nosey people like me.”
He said that he hasn’t seen any backlash from hotel owners yet—but jokes that he’ll be checking into hotels using his wife’s name from here on out.
All images courtesy of David Bussell.
Bussell’s very candid thoughts on a hotel in Oxford, England.
Presumably, this washed off easily from tiles in a hotel bathroom in Denver, Colorado.
An invitation to a treasure hunt written on the back of a painting in a hotel room in Budardalur, Iceland.
He had to climb up to a high ledge in the bathroom in Budir, Iceland to scribble this.
Bussell didn’t actually steal this painting (we think) in a hotel in Bexhill-on-Sea, England.
This slightly eerie message was written on the back of a painting frame in Havana, Cuba.
An almost existential note written in Co Monaghan.
Wait, which is which? Scrawled on mini alcohol bottles in a hotel in Bruges, Belgium.
- Jennifer Polland
“An almost existential note written in Monaghan, Northern Ireland.”
Someone failed geography.
Well it’s not in the south now is it!
Thanks a disgraceful mistake on the part of the journal!
ieoinu I think you need to go back to school or alternatively you can click here and hide your blushes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monaghan
Not really a funny comedian going by what he wrote.
Oh I wasn’t aware that I’m from Northern Ireland? I’ve gotten my geography wrong.
If i stay in a hotel the last thing I will want to do is look behind toilets or in cisterns for hidden messages that aren’t even funny.
Monaghan is NOT in northern ireland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monaghan said NO!!!
It is in Northern Ireland . It’s just not part of the six counties currently part of the United Kingdom. It’s still Northern Ireland . We are not “the south” either we are The Republic of Ireland. The south of Ireland is a lovely bunch of counties under the middle of Ireland. We as a country have a north south east and west . I am not buying into the English medias terminology in relation to Ireland. So yes Monaghan is in the northern part of the Irish republic .
It’s in Ulster but not NI, have a look at a map.
Being padantic.
Shes*
If you want to be a pedant, Catherine – I’ll humour you. We are not the “Republic of Ireland”. That is the name of our national football team. I don’t know why this keeps cropping up. It demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge on the most basics of the constitution. Read Article 4 – The name of the state is Éire, or Ireland – but never “The Republic of Ireland”. That is the description (not name) of the state.
http://www.constitution.org/cons/ireland/constitution_ireland-en.htm
It’s a copy and paste article from an international site, no Irish person would think Monaghan to be in Northern Ireland. Poor standards from the journal.
What percentage of comments on this article will relate to the “Monaghan, Northern Ireland” line by this time tomorrow?
Well it’s 70% at the moment, not counting this one.
Would be funny… If he was funny.
This wasn’t funny
What a tool.
So like if I don’t like stuff and I scribble crap all over it, that’s like cool now?! Man I got some defacing to do.
The north of the island is rely in for it!
Very witty but too clever for the average journal reader ;-)
Whoa !!!! Easy there Sheldon Cooper.
Bazinga!
Gomez agrees with you !
Stayed in a hotel in Crete years ago somebody had written in the bedside locker welcome to hell how right they were
So… Where’s Monaghan?
Cuba one is funny.
“Eat shit and die ” ; that’s what he should have written on the toilet roll !
Tiolet paper one would be funny if it stuck to someones bum haha
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