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The Burning Question*: Do you press the button to close the doors on a lift?

Let us distract you from the serious news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*not really)

WE KNOW HOW you feel.

It’s Monday, you have the whole week looming ahead, and you have a lot on your plate.

So do like we do here in TheJournal.ie HQ and get stuck into a serious debate on one of life’s most pressing issues.

Possibly.

This week: There are two types of people in the world. Those who press the button to close the doors a bit faster when they’re in a lift, and those who don’t.

Hell, there are some in that second group who even – whisper it – question whether that button actually does anything, or whether it’s put there simply to make people think that the doors are closing faster than they are.

Where do you stand ?


Poll Results:

I ALWAYS press the button to close the doors. (6980)
I never press that button (2167)
I like answering poll questions (1351)
Wait, there's a button that can do that? (318)
I press all the buttons cos I want to watch the world burn (246)

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    Mute Joe Bloggs
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:37 PM

    Of course I press the button. If I add up all the extra seconds I’ve saved in my life by doing it I must have saved at least 4 minutes. The fact that I have nothing to do with those extra minutes is another matter…

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    Mute fergalreid
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 5:11 PM

    You could take several additional lift journeys with those four minutes.

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    Mute Christopher Duffin
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:47 PM

    Depends. If I see someone running for the lift, I hit that thing with abandon. Normally I can’t be bothered.

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    Mute Eric
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:33 PM

    Ha, brilliant article and answers. Yes, I just like answering polls.

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    Mute JakeTheMuss7
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:35 PM

    50% of people like answering polls. That’s nearly half.

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    Mute Mark Cullen
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:45 PM

    …and toy like statistics.

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    Mute Mark Cullen
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:45 PM

    You!

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    Mute JakeTheMuss7
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 7:45 PM

    And 5/3 people can’t do fractions.

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    Mute Paul Nolan
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:05 PM

    Ah but do people know the trick… Hold the button and the floor you are going to and it closes immediately and skips all other floors even if the button is pressed on them ;-)

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    Mute Hardly Normal
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:46 PM

    i’m going to either make a tit out of myself trying that or become a legend amongst random lift user’s.. what’s worse is never knowing. Cheer’s for that Paul, I now have something to do on my day off tomorrow :-)

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    Mute Hardly Normal
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:48 PM

    Oh by the way can I change my answer on the poll?? You’ll never guess what I’m after doing, damn my itchy trigger finger…

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    Mute SilentFugitive
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:54 PM

    Not pressing that button in a lift is just daft, on so many levels.

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    Mute Larry K
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:52 PM

    Well done

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    Mute john doe
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 7:56 PM

    The close lift doors button usually isn’t even connected to anything.
    It’s purpose is merely to give the passenger a sense of control.

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    Mute Byyys
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:36 PM

    I press all the wrong buttons!

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    Mute Patrick Reynolds
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:41 PM

    Press the button and I hate when the door is about to close and someone puts a foot or a hand in to open it again grrr.

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    Mute Suzanne Bell
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:57 PM

    My daughter always presses it cos she hates sharing the lift

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    Mute Eric
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:06 PM

    You might want to teach her that sharing is what decent human beings do… Just saying.

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    Mute Suzanne Bell
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:11 PM

    I never said she was decent, just my daughter, but now I think of it she’s quite lovely thanks, u should browse for more polls, just saying

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    Mute Drew
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:16 PM

    I press it furiously so I can get the lift to myself because YES I actually do sing to my self with an imaginary microphone, and subsequently accept an imaginary Grammy for my performance when I get it all to myself.

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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:07 PM

    I press the buttons for all the other floors, it gives me great pleasure knowing the next person in the lift will suffer greatly…. Ha Ha Haaaaa..

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    Mute Symbolism
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:15 PM

    Where do you get off on this ?

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    Mute fergal sweeney
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:46 PM

    Where?
    Usually wherever there’s a lift, the more floors the better.

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    Mute brendan egan
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:28 PM

    The key is to hold the button in for greater success!

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    Mute Ariana
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:13 PM

    At the lift at my work we’ve to hold the doors shut with our hands before it’ll move.

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    Mute Jonathan Ó Néill
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 5:01 PM

    ‘Pressing issue’…I see what you did there.

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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:28 PM

    Haha Christine you legend!! Best poll of 2015

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    Mute Mark Fields
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 4:16 PM

    Some lifts (or elevators) have two sets of buttons for opening and closing. One set (open / close) has a single arrow pair and another set will have double arrows.

    But what is not told is the buttons are not connected to the control circuits. They are there to occupy the people in the lift and make them think they are helping them.

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    Mute Mike Johnston
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 3:56 PM

    Always. Lol

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    Mute MrsWoman
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    Mar 23rd 2015, 11:45 PM

    Yes, because I’m an impatient git

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