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THERE ARE MORE than 400 known species of sharks and they have been on earth for 420 million years. That’s about 415 million years longer than humans have been around!
Humans are afraid of sharks because they look scary and sometimes attack people. But sharks should be more afraid of us — a full quarter of all shark species have been hunted to extinction by humans.
So, to help you become more familiar with these beautiful but scary beasts, we’ve ranked the best of the sharks based on unusualness, leaving out all the boring ones.
Here we go…
17. The Goblin Shark: Not only is it the ugliest shark, it’s also the pinkest. At 3 metres (10 feet) long, the goblin looks terrifying. It lives near the shore, too. But don’t worry, it’s a slow swimmer and doesn’t eat humans.
16. The Sawshark: It’s got a saw for a nose! These 1.7 m (5.6 ft) sharks swim in schools and use their scary snouts to dig for prey in the sand.
15. The Frilled Shark: The frilled shark lives deep near the bottom of the ocean, avoiding the attention of the media. It gets its name from the six sets of frilly gills that sit like a collar behind its head. It has 300 teeth and grows up to 1.8m (6ft.)
14. Great White: The Manchester United of sharks — people like it because it’s popular. But it is neither the biggest, nor the most deadly, nor the most exotic of the sharks.
13. The Speartooth River Shark: This 6-footer makes our ranking because it can live in both salty AND fresh water — so even swimming in a river won’t keep you safe. They have been known to bite humans, too. If you can avoid the mangrove swamps of Northern Australia you’ll probably be fine.
12. The Cookiecutter Shark: Doesn’t look like much, given its small size. But guess how it gets its name? Its teeth are set in a circular jaw, so that when it bites you it takes out a cookie-shaped chunk of flesh.
11. The Wobbegong: This bottom-dwelling 1.2m (4ft) Australian carpet shark gets its name from the Aboriginal, meaning “shaggy beard.” The Aussies eat them in fish and chips.
10. The Megamouth Shark: There are only about 60 living specimens of this incredibly rare beast. They grow up to 5.5m (18ft) in length. They aren’t much of a threat though: They eat plankton and only swim at about 2mph.
9. Megalodon: OK, so this shark became extinct 2.6 million years ago — but it was the largest shark ever, at up to 30m (98ft) long. This is a picture of a megalodon eating two whales! The inset shows how its jaws could comfortably accommodate a human.
8. Tiger Shark: This shark will eat anything, including humans. One study found the remains of goats, horses, and even cats in the stomachs of tiger sharks. It even eats garbage!
7. The White Tip: If your ship sinks, this is the shark that will eat you: It is thought to be the most deadly shark to humans, having consumed several hundred survivors of the sinkings of both the USS Indianapolis and the Novia Scotia in World War 2. It swims under the radar, however, because it is a deep sea fish.
6. Angel Shark: Looks like a ray, acts like a catfish. The 1.5m (4ft) angel sits on the sandy bottom of the sea waiting for smaller fish to go by, and then it ambushes them. Bites divers too, but not fatally.
5. Thresher Shark: Threshers look cool for a reason – they use their tails to whip individual fish, stunning them so they can be eaten. Half the body length of a 6m / 20ft thresher is its rear fin.
4. The Horn Shark: If you want a shark as a pet then the gentle, sluggish horn shark is the way to go. It hangs out on the seabed, grazing on shellfish until its teeth turn purple. Sleeps during the day and comes out at night. Never strays more than 10 miles from its home.
3. Basking Shark: Okay, we might be bias by thinking that this should be number one as this creature is often seen off our own coast.
This 12m (39ft) long beast is the second-largest fish of any type and can be found off the coast of Ireland and Scotland — or anywhere in temperate waters where there is lots of plankton that it can filter through its massive mouth and gills.
Here’s a bonus video of one swimming with some bathers off the coast of Cork as featured in the upcoming film, Aonrú:
Lost Productions / Vimeo
2. The Hammerhead: Do NOT mess with a hammerhead. They can grow up to 6m (20ft) and have 360-degree vision. Now consider their sex life: “the male hammerhead shark will bite the female shark quite violently until she agrees to mate.”* They eat humans, too.
1. Whale Shark: The whale shark is indisputably the best shark. It’s the biggest at 13m (42ft) and the heaviest at 21 tonnes. It doesn’t eat humans and younger whale sharks sometimes “play” with divers. In Vietnam, whale sharks are worshipped as “ca-ong” gods. In the Philippines, the whale shark’s portrait adorns the 100-peso bill.
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Longest article ever?
Sure wouldn’t it have been better, if he’d a been killed father (reagan).
They did put the #long read at the end of it
George bush is allowed roam freely why not this guy
Not big fan of regan,but he once told thatcher he was gonna put American soldiers on the border when she said brit soldiers were gonna invade the south of Ireland
@Paul
I’m surprised to learn this. Where did you read or hear it?
Never heard or read of that anywhere…
Paul, that’s nonsense!
OTOH, it’s just been shown that you can get 23 green thumbs for making up complete nonsense as long as it’s anti-Brit.
He did his time
George Bush would of gained the presidency had Reagan died as he was Vice President.
I’m just saying.
He got in anyway in 1984
He wasn’t president till 88
Glen, that’s stating the obvious. Vice-presidents become president if the president dies in office. So what’s your point or do you have a conspiracy that you want to share?
Dublinlad/ Declan Noonan
What I’m saying is ” obvious” to anyone who understands what the Bush family are like.
Do try to keep up Declan if you are going to participate in the discussion.
Glen, what are you insinuating? Do tell us. I’m up for a laugh this morning.
I think He means the younger one..
Good article,but don’t think I’d take the chance of releasing him after reading that.
Poor Jodie foster must have felt like shite!
Bunch of BS cooked up by Bush and served by Hinckley. I’m just wondering if old George still has to make a balloon payment for services rendered.
They wouldn’t consider releasing Hinckley if Sarah Brady had not died a few weeks ago. The timing of this is in poor taste.
He had terrible aim, practically hit everything from 15 feet away except Reagan who I believe got hit by a ricochet. Pity.
John Hinckley or Mark David Chapman, who would you release?
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