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I am a perfect physical specimen and I’m extremely young.
US president Donald Trump on why he was discharged from hospital after being diagnosed with Covid-19.
The American people have witnessed what is the greatest failure of any presidential administration in the history of our country. And frankly, this administration has forfeited their right to reelection based on this.
The Democratic vice-presidential candidate Kamala Harris went up against Mike Pence in a debate this week.
I don’t think it can be ignored at this stage. I think that Ireland is ready for this.
CervicalCheck campaigner Vicky Phelan on assited dying legislation, which cleared the first hurdle in the Dáil this week.
What I would say about the data is that in respect of each of those key indicators that we considered on Sunday, we have seen further deterioration in each one of them over the course of recent days, and we are deeply concerned about the changing path of this infection.
Dr Tony Holohan’s first week back in the role of chief medical officer was marked by significant concerns over the spread of Covid-19 in Ireland.
We must ensure we are not robbing Peter to pay Paul. We must deal with Covid, but we must also ensure we are dealing with the issues of coronary and cancer care, as well as many other illnesses.
Labour’s Alan Kelly on the need to examine the impact of lockdown on a wide range of medical conditions.
10.10.20 was meant to be their special day. Like a bag of fertiliser.
Independent TD Michael Healy-Rae on how his daughter’s wedding was disrupted by Covid-19 restrictions (10-10-20 is a type of fertiliser).
When you see slabs of cans being taken home, you know that they are not being taken home for an after-dinner aperitif.
Fine Gael minister Patrick O’Donovan called for off license hours to be curbed to prevent house parties.
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Good jasus.. what was that
@Shneak: at least it was funny loop
@Shneak: you still clicked
Who make up these up
@Aisling Doyle: eggsperts
@John Farrant: eggsactly. And to be honest, I’ve had un oeuf of this.
@John Farrant: eggsperts from Morrison’s?
@John Farrant: You’ve cracked it!
@Aisling Doyle: Aahh lay off them…
Quiz ideas are getting scarce
@Frank Scanlon: eggstinct
This is a work of art
@ihcalaM: as long as you don’t call it ‘Sphere’. The blackcurrents already patented that one. ( plus they are not all spherical)
Probably best not to create a quiz when ur hammered
Eggscellent!
I was Eggstatic to see this yolk of a quiz.
Okay am I drunk right now? Priceless quiz ha ha
Any reference to our current minister for health is strictly forbidden.
TheJournal can get rid of the dailyedge, but it can’t get the dailyedge out of thejournal.
@SilexFlint: haha so true, daily edge lives on!
@SilexFlint: i never noticed!
In France they only have the one egg for breakfast..they say one egg is an Oeuf
@Kris Kendellen: that *un oeuf of that now!
The answer to question 9 is actually Stephen Donnelly.
According to Genesis 1;21 the chicken came before the egg!!
i thought i’d laid the foundations of a better score, my eggcitement faded quickly
How could there be an egg quiz without a question on Cool Hand Luke?
An eggistential amount
That was egghausting
Eggcellent..
That quiz scrambled my brain… Who writes this stuff…
Not one mention of Easter
Or humpty dumpthy
@Nollaig Kelly: Humpty McDumpty was a Scotch egg.
I see the Egg Advisory Council has gotten to The Journal too!
My head is fried….
Chicken came first!
@Ludie Creech: nope
@Andy Masterson: yep
One way to find out which came first,the chicken or the egg.
Go into McDonalds with a mate.
One of you orders an Egg McMuffin,the other orders Chicken McNuggets.
See which one comes first.
7/12!
My head is scrambled….
Chickens abortion to the educated people
@raymond griffin: I think you’ll find it more chicken ovulation, the unfertsilsed egg is passed so to speak
Slow day?
Just that they go under Leftie propaganda
Egg did not come before the chicken.
J
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No mention of stephen Donnellys head
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