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Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez, getaway out of that. No, really, Getaway.

The worst-reviewed movies of 2013

RottenTomatoes.com pulls together US reviews on Hollywood movies to give the big picture to.. the big pictures.

WHILE HOLLYWOOD BROUGHT us gems like Gravity and The Way Way Back this year, there were also a lot of duds.

From silly car chases to celebrity-filled mashups, we’ve compiled the worst-reviewed movies of the year on film critic site Rotten Tomatoes.

We’ve only included wide releases on the list so Ja Rule’s movie I’m in Love with a Church Girl (6%) and CBGB (9%) with Alan Rickman aren’t here.

R.I.P.D. just missed making it on this list (13%).

That said, here are the films critics and audiences hated most.

Most hated: Getaway – 2%

Reviews compared the Selena Gomez / Ethan Hawke Warner Bros.’ bomb about a man racing to save his wife from a kidnapper to a Jason Statham action movie … but worse.

Rolling Stone:

“For 89 minutes that feel like 89 hours, cars speed out of control and crash doing only PG-13 damage. The damage to your brain while watching it is incalculable.”

Paranoia - 4%

The only good part of this corporate espionage film was Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman bickering as arch rivals on screen. But with 74 rotten reviews (three fresh), “Paranoia” easily became Ford’s worst-reviewed movie yet.

Variety:

“Director Robert Luketic’s thriller Paranoia has a host of problems, but the biggest seems to be that no one in it is nearly paranoid enough.”

Movie 43 – 4% (tie)

Somehow nearly every big celebrity from Hugh Jackman and Halle Berry to Kate Winslet and Richard Gere were corralled into making this colossal movie disaster.

Movie Metropolis:

“It feels like somebody strung together some of the worst SNL skits and called it a film.”

Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times:

“Movie 43″ is the “Citizen Kane” of awful.

Battle of the Year – 4%

You probably didn’t even know that “Lost” star Josh Halloway was in the latest incarnation of dance-battle movies.

Los Angeles Times:

“This 3-D spectacle is less the dance movie that’s going to make b-boying cool again than a shill for sponsors’ gear.”

Scary Movie 5 – 4%

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan’s cameos may have helped the latest installment of the movie spoof franchise at theaters but didn’t help win over critics.

Entertainment Weekly:

“A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.”

The Big Wedding – 7%

No amount of star power — Robert De Niro, Susan Sarandon, Diane Keaton, and Robin Williams — saved this dramedy from becoming a massive flop opening weekend.

Washington Post:

“Sadly, superior talent can propel a movie only so far. Bad scripts beget bad movies, even when four Academy Award winners are involved.”

Grown Ups 2 – 7%

Hate on Adam Sandler’s comedies year after year, but the comedian’s laughing all the way to the box-office bank with his immature sequel.

The New York Post:

“The movie lurches from one gross-out scene to another, flipping the bird at continuity and logic. It honestly seems as if Sandler and his team descended on a random suburb, halfheartedly improvising and moving on when they got bored.”

The Host – 8 %

Universal hoped “The Host” would be another hit from “Twilight” author Stephanie Meyer. Like most quickly adapted Young Adult novels, this one failed to pick up traction which fumbled due to a weak script that did no favors to the book.

The New York Times:

“Dopey, derivative and dull, “The Host” is a brazen combination of unoriginal science-fiction themes, young-adult pandering and bottom-line calculation.”

Diana - 8%

It sounded like a compelling biographical take on the Princess of Wales’ life — focusing on Diana’s love affair with heart surgeon Hasnat Khan (Naveen Andrews of “Lost”) — but Naomi Watt’s drama didn’t end up making a splash on screen.

USA Today:

“Lacks any insight into the characters involved, and surely would have the late Princess of Wales rolling in her grave.”

Runner, Runner – 9%

A Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake movie sounded kind of promising: a down-on-his-luck college student turning to online gambling to pay his debts. Instead, it ended up being a big let down. Hopefully, not a sign of things to come from Batfleck.

Boston Globe:

“It’s not that “Runner Runner” is predictable. It’s that you don’t care, either about the characters or what happens to them.”

A Haunted House – 10%

The film was a big success at theaters (made on a $2.5 million budget), but few critics liked Marion Wayan’s attempt to rival the “Scary Movie” franchise.

Toronto Star:

“A movie that offends every moral sensibility but delivers few comedic rewards.”

After Earth – 11%

Will Smith’s talent is wasted as a monotone drone as he steps out of the spotlight to convince you his son Jaden Smith can handle a lead role. Still, the movie managed to do really well overseas ($183 million) so as not to bomb.

Here’s our breakdown of everything wrong with this film.

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    May 24th 2017, 1:36 PM

    The Restaurant could be completely innocent so naming and shaming might not be a good idea.

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    May 24th 2017, 1:42 PM

    @David Conroy: investigation first, then let loose.

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    May 24th 2017, 2:11 PM

    It was nothing to do with extra onions and chilli sauce…

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    May 24th 2017, 2:00 PM

    It’s bizarre that you didn’t mention that this investigation started after a bunch of people became seriously ill and one of them died after a party in the restaurant.

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/health/mother-in-her-50s-dies-after-first-communion-meal-kitchen-of-a-pub-in-north-dublin-shut-down-35749350.html

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    May 24th 2017, 2:14 PM

    This article should be removed and rewritten

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    May 24th 2017, 3:44 PM

    @Gareth Cooney: It’s probably the most unprofessional journalism I have ever seen.

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    May 24th 2017, 4:16 PM

    @Fabio Dillon: I think the Journal need to hire new staff with proper qualifications in “Cut and Paste”, as well as the ability to embed tweets and create articles from them….!

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    May 24th 2017, 1:43 PM

    They have to prove that the restaurant was responsible for the outbreak and caused the person’s death first.

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    May 24th 2017, 1:49 PM

    @Oiche Fairy: Death? It didnt mention someone dying in the article only an outbreak of salmonella poisoning. Do you have info not reported? I know salmonella can be easily letal in the young and elderly.

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    May 24th 2017, 1:58 PM

    @Cathal P Forde: Yes Cathal, it is big news in Swords.

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    May 24th 2017, 3:28 PM

    @Pete Trevaskis:

    in Swords? Is it not in Portmarnock?

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    May 24th 2017, 7:44 PM

    @Pete Trevaskis: WOW you think they would have mentioned people having died. I think thats more important than a restauraunt being closed. I feel for the families of those who died and hope they get justice.

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    May 24th 2017, 3:43 PM

    Lads the golf links is not in Skerries. You are paid to write articles. Proof read.

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    May 24th 2017, 1:30 PM

    Name agus Shame

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    May 24th 2017, 1:33 PM

    @Bingobango: they should name and shame.

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    May 24th 2017, 3:09 PM

    Agree totally David C , as a chef im sure nobody got up one morning to cause anyone any harm, tragic for everyone involved, RIP That lady

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    May 24th 2017, 10:17 PM

    @Fabio Dillon: Undercook white meat , i have heard no results announced by the EHO …unless you have information that is not public yet , as i said , no chef gets up in the morning to do anyone any harm as much as no one gets up to cause a car crash , im 35 years a chef and its the first time iv seen a food premises close ..i know it happens , the pub in question as far as i know has always had an excellent reputation for their food …

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    May 24th 2017, 1:30 PM

    Skitt was Scat around North Dublin but they didn’t tell us where???

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    May 24th 2017, 3:23 PM

    My poor Mam suffered a bad bout of food poisoning the morning after visiting one of the Chinese buffets in the north inner city a few weeks back.We both ate mostly the same stuff except she had the chicken curry which i avoided.

    She was very ill for most of the next day.I heard a few stories about these buffets but i’ve never had a problem myself.I dont think my mam will be rushing for one of them any time soon.

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    May 24th 2017, 10:50 PM

    @mark kenny: how do you eat that crap in the first place

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    May 24th 2017, 6:45 PM

    A friend of mine has died after eating there

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    May 24th 2017, 8:16 PM

    @Tony Ruth: very sorry about your friend may she rest in peace

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    May 24th 2017, 3:58 PM

    So is this in Skerries or Portmarnock?

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    May 24th 2017, 4:14 PM

    @Rui Firmino: The Widows in Portmarnock

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    May 24th 2017, 4:15 PM

    @Rui Firmino: Portmarnock

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    May 24th 2017, 4:24 PM

    @Martin MB Byrne: Why do they say it’s in Strand Road Skerries in the article then?

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    May 24th 2017, 4:25 PM

    @Rui Firmino: never mind, they changed it now

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    May 24th 2017, 2:15 PM

    They should have Gordon Ramsey on the case. Why don’t you give out the name of the restaurant?

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    May 24th 2017, 2:36 PM

    @Vincent Duff: Probably legal reasons. Apparently the venue uses outside catering firm. But it is named in the commons on Lovin’ Dublin – https://lovindublin.com/news/north-dublin-pub-investigated-after-mother-died-of-suspected-food-poisoning-at-first-communion-meal

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    May 24th 2017, 2:52 PM

    Burn it. Burn it all.

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