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6 things that every Irish person misses when they're away

No matter where you go, there you are.

THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of people come to Ireland to help us celebrate our patron saint and all things green on St Patrick’s Day.

And that figure includes the many much-missed people who are returning home for a visit.

So what are some things that Irish people miss from the homeland while they’re off gallivanting abroad? Here are just a few suggestions – don’t forget to add your own below in the comments section.

Ar aghaidh linn…

1. G’way out of that

First things first: the uniquely Irish sense of humour. In what other country in the world would a man simply slipping on ice still move people to tears of mirth, five years down the line?

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2. “Eejit, header, chancer, langer…”

Hiberno-English has the best slang, hands down – just try telling a friend from America that they should be scarlet after all the shapes they dropped in that kip last night and see how far you get. And where else in the world would “I will, yeah” mean “No”?

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3. Sunday best

Three words: Mammy’s roast dinners. Worth the trans-Atlantic flight? You bet.

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4. 1800-DAD’S-HELP

You might be able to Skype your family from Oz, but you can’t really call your Da at 10pm on a rainy Sunday and expect his help giving advice on your car’s dodgy transmission.

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5. I ngach áit

There’s something comforting about seeing Gaeilge on signposts and shops when you’re back home. It starts as soon as you hit the arrivals hall in the airport, and it means you’re really back on the old sod.

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6. The one true tea

Even if you’re only a short hop away in London across the Irish Sea, you still won’t find a better cup of tea anywhere else in the world than at home. Is it the teabags? The water? The milk? Or perhaps the technique? Forget the large hadron collider, this is what we need the world’s top scientists researching.

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What do you miss when you’re away? Let us know down below…

One thing you’ll no longer have to miss is the McMór. That’s right – it’s back for a limited time only, just in time for St Patrick’s Day. In case you missed McMór the last time (or need a refresher on why it’s so tasty), it offers a unique blend of Irish ingredients like Charleville Cheddar, Kale Slaw, Ballymaloe Relish and of course 100% Irish beef. Plus rashers of course! McMór, it’s the best of Ireland in a bun.

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:26 PM

    I wonder- what were his religious affiliations?

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:27 PM

    @Atheos Euripides: you must be so proud

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:40 PM

    @lavbeer: what did he say?

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    Aug 27th 2017, 1:29 PM

    @Suzie Sunshine: he reckoned that year man is innocent!

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    Aug 27th 2017, 1:40 PM

    @Brian Ward: lol! he’s off the wall if he thinks that. .

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    Aug 27th 2017, 2:13 PM

    @Suzie Sunshine: see virtual architect comment below. That was basically it.

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    Aug 27th 2017, 2:22 PM

    @lavbeer: cheers . Classic Atheos ..

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:27 PM

    @Atheos Euripides: For attacking 2 cops with a 4 foot sword! He was hardly there to give them a hot towel shave and a hair cut.

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:31 PM

    @Atheos Euripides: “alt-right” Ouch! “racist” Ouch!! “snowflake” Ouch! “Islamophobe” Ooff! You’re so mean, I’m going to tell your mammy.

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    Aug 27th 2017, 1:58 PM

    Thankfully no one died! ..heard there’s no candles left anyway

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    Aug 27th 2017, 3:03 PM

    Glad they arrested him to get much needed intelligence from him hence the second arrest and hopefully more
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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:44 PM

    The power of the media, it creates the things it reports by inspiring others for their 15 minutes of fame?

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:21 PM

    They watched to much game of thrones

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    Aug 27th 2017, 12:45 PM

    @rowan hill: Sansa Stark dies tonight…

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    Aug 27th 2017, 2:33 PM

    @”": Whaaaaaaaaa

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    Aug 27th 2017, 4:18 PM

    @”": Grrrrrr, grumble grumble, won’t be worth watching without Sansa.

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    Aug 27th 2017, 4:37 PM

    @RJ.Fallon: i do concur Mr fallon …i hope I’m wrong

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    Aug 27th 2017, 4:45 PM

    @”": Don’t call me Mr. ,I’ll have to buy a suit…RJ, my real name.

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    Aug 27th 2017, 1:42 PM

    So another head the ball try to kill someone . Why is that news . Put an end to it , shoot him arrest him .dont make a fuss about it that’s what head the balls want

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    Aug 28th 2017, 8:49 AM

    @WilhelminaMCallaghan: inclined to agree with this approach. Remove him and any accomplices from society quickly, quietly and ruthlessly. Don’t report it. It’s helping them and not us as the information does not help us avoid a future encounter.

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