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THE NEW INSTALMENT of the insanely successful 50 Shades of Grey book series is out today.
Entitled simply Grey, the book is told from the point of view of the male protagonist, Christian.
But we know what you’re all wondering. How filthy is it? Never one to let our readers down, we here in TheJournal.ie newsroom took on the onerous task of reading it and found the smuttiest bits that we possibly could.
*WARNING: CONTAINS FILTH*
The book is laid out as a diary, so we all took different dates and present the smut without plot or context. Because there isn’t any, anyway.
Paul Hosford – Sunday May 22, 2011 (Page 126)
I thrust into her again and again, watching my cock disappear and reappear from her mouth. It’s beyond erotic. I’m so close. Suddenly she bares her teeth, gently squeezing me, and I’m undone, ejaculating into the back of her throat, crying out my pleasure.
Sinéad O’Carroll – 1 June 2011 (Page 419)
“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” I want to fuck you without a condom. “Yesterday,” she breathes. “Good.” I step back and spin her around. “Hold onto the sink,” I command. Grasping her hips, I left her and pull her backward so she’s bent over. My hand glides down her ass to the blue string, and I tug out the tampon, which I toss in the toilet. She gasps, shocked, I think, but I grab my cock and slide into her quickly… I pick up speed, and I grasp her hips, building… building, then hammering into her. Claiming her. Possessing her… “That’s right, baby,” I murmur, my voice hoarse as I pound into her with a punishing I-own-you rhythm.”
(Editor’s note: This is not good sex education – you can get both pregnant and/or an STD during your period. Just saying, Grey.)
Peter Bodkin – 30 May 2011 (Page 349)
With my finger I circle inside her once more, then withdraw and remove the balls from my mouth. Gently, I insert the first ball into her, then the second, leaving the tag outside, draped against her clitoris. I kiss her bare ass and slide her panties back into place … ‘How does that feel?’ I ask. ‘Strange.’ ‘Strange good or strange bad?’ ‘Strange good,’ she answers.”
Nicky Ryan – 27 May 2011 (Page 276)
Kavanagh says he wants to upgrade his media network to high-speed fiber-optic connections. GEH can do it for them – but are they serious about buying in? It’s a big investment up front, but a great payoff down the line.”
“Damn right. Only me!” Her words are a siren’s call to my libido. Losing all self-restraint, I sweep everything off my desk, sending my papers, phone, and pens all clattering or floating to the floor, but I don’t give a damn. I lift Ana and lay her across my desk so her hair spills over the edge and onto the seat of my chair.“You want it, you got it, baby,” I growl, shipping out the condom and unzipping my pants. Making quick work of covering my cock, I stare down at the insatiable Miss Steele. “I sure hope you’re ready,” I warn her, grabbing hold of her wrists and keeping them at her sides. With one swift move I’m inside her.“Ah… Christ, Ana. You’re so ready.”
Órla Ryan – 3 June 2011 (Page 477)
She grasps when I grab her hips and kiss the sweet junction beneath her pubic hair. Moving my hands to the back of her thighs I part her legs, exposing her clitoris to my tongue. When I start my sensual assault her fingers dive into my hair. My tongue torments her, and she moans and tips her head back against the wall.She smells exquisite. She tastes better. As she purrs she tilts her pelvis toward my invading, insistent tongue, and her legs begin to tremble.
Enough. I want to come inside her.
Rónán Duffy – 3 June 2011 (Page 489, Twice in one day? The horny divils)
I tease each of her nipples until they are glistening with my saliva and standing to attention. She writhes as much as the restrains allow and groans beneath me. My tongue trails down her belly, around her naval, laving her. Tasting her. Venerating her. Moving down, through her pubic hair to the sweet exposed clitoris that’s begging for the touch of my tongue. Around and around I swirl, drinking in her scent, drinking in her reaction until I feel her tremble beneath.Oh no. Not yet, Ana. I stop as she huffs her voiceless disappointment.I kneel up between her legs and pull open my fly, freeing my erection.
Christina Finn – 30 May 2011 (Page 351, Grey is clearly an ass man)
I want to see her ass in all its rosy glory. Unhurriedly, teasing her, I tug down her panties, skimming my fingertips down her thighs, the backs of her knees, and her calves. She lifts her feet, and I discard her panties on the floor. She squirms, but stops when I place my hand flat against her pink, glowing skin. Grabbing her hair again, I start anew. Gently first, then resuming the pattern.She’s wet; her arousal is on my palm. I grip her hair harder and she moans, eyes closed, mouth open and slack.Fuck, she’s hot. “Good girl.” My voice is hoarse, my breathing erratic. I spank her a couple of more times until I can bear it no more. I want her. Now.I wrap my fingers around the tab and draw the balls out of her. She cries out in pleasure. Turning her over, I pause to yank my pants off and put on a wretched condom.
Michael Sheils McNamee – 3 June 2011 (Page 491)
A pleasurable rumble resonates deep in her throat. “What was that music?” she asks. “It’s called Spem in Alium, a forty-part motet by Thomas Tallis.”"It was… overwhelming.”"I’ve always wanted to fuck to it.”"Not another first, Mr Grey?”I grin. “Indeed, Miss Steele.”"Well, it’s the first time I’ve fucked to it, too,” she says, her voice betraying her fatigue.”You and I, we’re giving each other many first.”"What did I say to you in my sleep, Chris – er, Sir?”Not this again. Put her out of her misery, Grey. “You said lots of things, Anastasia. You talked about cages and strawberries. That you wanted more, and that you missed me.”
Cliódhna Russell – June 7 2011 (page 537)
We’re fucking. Fucking hard. Against the bathroom door. She’s mine. I bury myself in her, again and again. Glorifying in her: the feel of her, her smell, her taste. Fisting my hand in her hair, holding her in place. Holding her ass. Her legs wrapped around my waist. She cannot move; she’s pinioned by me. Wrapped around me like silk. Her hands pulling my hair. Oh yes. I’m home, she’s home. This is the place I want to be…inside her…
Sean Farrell – May 23, 2011 (page 162/3)
“I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible. Perhaps you were taught from a modern translation”, she goads me, her eyes shining and provocative. Oh that smart mouth.”Well I thought I should come and remind you how nice it was knowing me” The challenge is there in my voice. Her mouth drops open in surprise, but I glide my fingers to her chin and coax it closed. “What do you say to that, Miss Steele?’ I whisper, as we stare at each other.Suddenly she launches herself at me. Shit.Somehow I grab her arms before she can touch me, and twist so that she lands on the bed, beneath me, and I have her arms stretched out above her head. Turning her face to mine, I kiss her hard, my tongue exploring and reclaiming her. her body rises in response as she kisses me back with equal ardor. Oh, Ana. What you do to me. Once she’s squirming for more, I stop and gaze down at her. It’s time for Plan B…
So there you are now. We’re going to go take some cold showers.
Hope the first thing they put in Is a new name
They really need to build a new town or city way outside Dublin. Make some major incentives for businesses and eventually displace thousands of prowl and homes outside the existing cities.
people*
@iohanx: they have three of them.
@Ronan Sexton: then make them cop on
@TonyF: cause Dublin has more people in it….
@iohanx: Portlaoise and Athlone are prime locations for major development and increase in size. Both have good transport infrastructure to most major cities in country. Don’t know why government has never invested heavily in either of these two towns.
@your bustin: at least it’s Irish, remember all those Acorn downs etc built during the “tiger years”
@Ronan Sexton: No, they need to start from scratch similar to a Canberra or Washington DC (but not a requirement for a capital city). A place with no baggage and a new start for tens of thousands. It will eventually suck people in from all over the country freeing up housing in the other populous areas. Build it and they will come as they say.
@Nathan Mawhinney: Dublin took and I repeat “took” around € 400 million strategic EU funding that was given to the rest of the country.
There was proposed to bring in an integrated ticketing service for Dublin allowing Dubs to jump from The Dart to the bus and by the time it came about they could also use The Luas with one ticket. At the time it was proposed The Minister for Transport was Mary O’ Rourke and the cost was supposed to be € 25 million or it could have been punts. By the time The Leap was introduced no doubt the cost has gone up by millions. In the meantime if one of us living outside of Dublin who want to visit we’ll say Saint Vincent’s Hospital you have to go to for instance Galway station buy a ticket to Dublin and then make your way to Connelly or whatever and buy a new ticket for that and buy another ticket to get to Sydney Parade. I am glad that Dublin is more attractive to hoards I would hate rest of the country.
@your bustin: why not a bad place to live as I have for the past almost 40 years. Would Developers Envelope be ok or wink and a nod..
Scandalously low density for such a prime site on a major railway line into town. Could fit 40,000 homes here, not 8,000. Build high density apartment blocks and reduce the number of houses and parks. Sick of this Irish obsession with acres of parks in the middle of the city, go out into the countryside if you want to play on grass. We cannot build a well functioning city if we all think we’re entitled to a front and back garden, as well as a park on all sides. Need to grow up.
@Fred Jensen: your vision Fred of no parks sounds like a great place to bring up children
Fred, a big issue is grid locked roads in the area and every home having two cars…the decision to keep the house density low might be wise because of this.
And don’t mention trains…they are too expensive and everyone doesn’t work in the city center which is just about the only major work place they deliver workers near.
@John Power:
Didn’t say no parks, just fewer. Please tell us how they manage to bring up kids in New York, London and Hong Kong.
@Fred Jensen: Is the Hong Kong blueprint the type of environment you want for future generations ?
@Fred Jensen: Grass-hole , have kids you muppet then tell them you have chosen to live in an apartment to alleviate density issues within the planning law . Muppet
@Fred Jensen: The difference between Hong Kong/ New York and Clonburris is the former have some of the best transport networks in the world, where Clon B has nothing, no light rail, no proper Bus service and wait for it, no road system to move 15 to 20000 residents. You must have proper planning before plopping 200000 people in the middle of the Suburbs or else you will have a social time bomb in 20 years time. I say that as a resident and parent living in the locality..
@John Power: that is what they did in Ballymun
@Fred Jensen:
Shut up Fred, you have a problem for every solution.
@Fred Jensen: this is why ballymun didn’t work….
Too many people with no amenities… we’ve learned our lesson I think.
@Fred Jensen: In the app there is a great feature “mute Fred Jensen”. Problem solved nicely!
@Fred Jensen: Yeah make it like China with no pure air to breath.
I’m sure it’ll rival the other great mass development in Dublin: Adamstown. Think of all the services and finished houses and roads they got!
@The Throwaway: it’s right beside Adamstown!!! About 200 metres from the western edge of Clonburris to the eastern edge of Adamstown. God help us all who live in the area. It’s like being a prisoner in your own home at peak times. And it will only get worse because the Council won’t insist on public transport providers providing a minimum level of service. 400 metres from a bus stop is no use if there are no or few buses!
@Kevin Farrell: Is that accurate Kevin?
Adamstown 2.0
@Tommy Roche: what happened to Adamstown? Some of it was built surely. But let me guess stopped half way thru.
The urban sprawl in Dublin needs to stop. We really need to start building up closer to to the city center down along the dock lands.
Before the preserve every pile of rubble brigade chim in. Dublin city centre dose have many beautiful buildings but there is also a many many ugly and derelict buildings that need to be knocked.
@Thomas Maher: I don’t think it’s a decision that particular developer can make.
@Thomas Maher: I walked thru Dublin city centre last night and while there are occasional examples of good design most of the modern buildings in Dublin are nothing more than unimaginative box shaped structures that contribute nothing to a city with so much potential
To all the professional moaners and complainers here, there is a public consultation process to which I’d like to draw your attention, before you run out of ammo here on the Journal..
@psychiatrist: but I want to moan and complain here! Too lazy to go to the consultation.
Step in the right Direction. .
@The Viking: 8000 houses announced. All I read is complaints.” Oh you cant name it this” .” Surely they could build more than 8000 on that land” By the way. The builder never named it. That patch of land has gone by that name for generations.. As i said. A step in the right direction.
They really should push for Adamstown to be finished first.
Couldn’t pay me to move there!
@Paul: where do you live?
@Paul: not since that ridiculous bill was defeated. How it works is you pay the developer to live there.
@DarkHorse: my Rented Dublin property is near 3Arena
@Matt Connolly: well those on the housing list will have it paid for then!
right beside 2 halting sites, No thanks
Looks like a disaster waiting to happen.
A ghetto in the making.
Should ban the parents driving the kids to school seeing as they are so close.
Let’s hope they build some schools to go with the houses. Usually an afterthought.
@Sean @114: did you even read the arrticle?
@Jim: damn contact lenses. They with their ‘post primary’ schools. Whatever happened to ‘secondary’? Nice to see some foresight for a change.
Give the kids plenty of football pitches to play on.
Wonder will sdcc stick to the plans or will they give in to the demands of developers and change at will. Example Adamstown with little or no amenities. Sold an expensive dream; given something completely different.
Still no plan for a subway system or an integrated affordable transport system then?….. or a directly elected mayor with responsibility for representing the wishes of Dubliners?…. but great a new suburb with all the traffic and more congestion
This SDZ is right beside the Adamstown SDZ – about 200 metres from the western edge of Clonburris to the eastern edge of Adamstown! God help us all who live in the area. It’s like being a prisoner in your own home at peak times. And it will only get worse because the Council won’t insist on public transport providers providing a minimum level of service. 400 metres from a bus stop is no use if there are no or few buses! Bus lanes are no use if there are no buses. The Kishoge train station was built years ago at a cost of millions and remains closed to this day.
Paul gogarty .. :)
The answer is not extending Dublin’s sunurbian sprawl but, instead, to limit it by decentralising more Government offices & service delivery centres thereby decluttering
the CBD and accommodating CBD workers.
This is a load of arse
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